Ha, ha, ha!

Gilda: Listen! Listen! I gotta good one!

Luna: Yeah, yeah?

Gilda: Who is a dogs favorite comedian?

Luna: Who? Who???

Gilda: Growlcho Marx!

Luna: woof, haha, woof, woof!

How much will it cost to remove that?

Mom??? Mom??? I have an angry cat growing out of my head!!!! HELP!!!!!!!!

It's time to party with Luna and friends!

Hi! Hi! It's ME, Luna! Again! Did you know that I am so, so very cool that not only humans love me, but other DOGS too? I really am a lovable Luna! They like to come over and play and run and sometimes they stay the night, but only I live here. Because I am Luna, the most beloved dog in the world, and I like it that way! It is bad enough to share my mom with the kitties, but more dogs??? Nope! So I like it this way- I get to play ALL DAY LONG with other doggies. Or sometimes at night. Or sometimes part of the day! But at the end of the day, I want my mom's full attention. And when she doesn't give it, I throw her a good 'ol, "Hey, are they REALLY necessary" kind of look. And she loves on me again. I guess you could say that I am spoiled!

But anyway, I want to introduce you to my doggy friends. Because they are pretty cool, and pictures do not tell enough about them!

This is Shadow! He is just a tiny baby. My mom's cousin K found him under a car, shivering. I like K, because she pets me and one time gave me a french fry. That is instant friendship for a dog! Shadow gets to stay here for awhile because he is homeless. I have been very nice to him, because one time, I was homeless too. And it was very sad and very scary. So I know just how he feels. Which is why when the cats attack him, I chase them away. I keep TELLING Pumpkin and Haggin that Shadow is NOT another cat trying to take their territory, but they don't believe me! Wow, hey, did I tell you that Pumpkin and Haggin are my friends now??? Even more than the kitties that live inside! They groom me and give me headbutts! Who'd have thought it of a cat??? Those are some cool cats! Maybe they are part dog???

Oh, but right! Shadow! They don't like him, even though I do. He is a very nice little dog who never steals my toys and likes to play. Although not as much as my friend Spike, who never, EVER, EVER stops playing!

You all know Spike, right? He is kind of my uncle! He lives at granny and grandaddy's house. I love, love, granny and grandaddy! The always say that I am the most beautiful dog in the world. Which I, OF COURSE, already know! But it is so nice to be reminded!

Spike get to come over here A LOT to play in the big yard, and sometimes I go there to play in the little yard. We have so much fun, but you want to know a secret? Sometimes Spike makes me really tired! Don't tell anyone though! I mean, I can run faster and I am stronger and I can herd the cows, but Spike never, ever, ever stops running. Ever. But now I have learned that Spike is so joyful and happy that he doesn't NEED me to run with him all the time. Sometimes, he is happy when I just watch. I love Spike because his while entire life is about loving and playing, and nothing else. He is a sweet kid!

And of course, Daisy! She sometimes comes with cousin L and her friend. Daisy is a hound dog. That means that she is very, very loud. It also means that she is very, very fun. We like to wrestle and run together and fight over toys. Daisy always likes my toys! And my food! And my bones! And my treats!

She also likes to walk around the big farm and smell stuff, which is my favorite thing! Besides herding the cows; she doesn't like that very much. I don't understand why. But it works- when she visits, she runs around smelling stuff and I herd the cows. And then, we play together. It works for us!

So those are my dog friends! Aren't they cool? I mean, not as cool as ME, but still cool, right??? The best part is that they are making a dog park near home... and mom says I will be able to make EVEN MORE FRIENDS!!!! I hope there will be Frisbees for me to catch there....

Baby Cows

Hi! Hi! Hi! It's me! Luna!!!!! The mighty herding dog and the Best Dog Ever! Today was SO MUCH FUN!!! I got to go out in the fields! With the COWS!!!! And runarounditwassomuchfunitwasthebestestsday EVER!!!!!!!

***pant, pant, pant, pant, pant***

Sorry! Sorry! I just get SO EXCITED about the cows! Today, I got to see some baby cows! They were ittybitty and we took their picture because Aunt Marymartha loves the baby cows!!! And she would want to see them!

See???? See??? Tiny baby, puppy cows!!!!!!!Or kitten cows??? What ARE baby cows? Mini cheeseburgers? OMG, I Looooooooooooove cheeseburgers! Or any burgers! Or hot dogs! Yumyumyumyumyumyumyum, HOTDOGS!!!!! Do those come from cows? I wonder what the come from? Must not be from kitties because they are our friends and we don't eat our friends even when they scratch us... even if we WANT to.... no, not even then!

Oh, right! Cows!!! See the cows all the way on the side?

These ones:

Those are "twin baby cows." I don't know what the means. The people think it is special. They say, "Awww, twin baby cows!" So I asked the cow, "Why are you so special???" They both have one mommy! So what? Big deal!!! Dogs can 5 or 6 or 7 or 8 or 9 or 10 or A MILLION babies with a same mommy and no one cares! Peoples are weird! Cows are weird!!! They think they are super special, when really, they are just things for me to run and herd and bark at. Because they don't know HOW to stay in a tight pack-

See???? All these cows and cow babies are spread out! I wanted to fix it, but no one would let me! They thought I would scare the babies and make the mommies MAD! But I wouldn't! I am nice! I would just runandbarkandchaseandrunandrunandrunandhaveSOMUCHFUN!!!!!!!!

So, I herded these! I put them in a circle! Because I am the bestest herder ever!

If only they would let me put the babies in a nice circle! Maybe tomorrow! Because that would be THE BEST DAY EVER!!!!!!

Remember Buddy Luck?

Oh, hi! Let me just get a good stopping place on my bath here... OK, good. All set. So my life has been pretty strange for the past few months. I was pretty darn sick for awhile there- my belly was always sore, and every trip to the litter box was a pain. Ha, ha, get it? A pain?? You see, it was a pun, a jo- never mind. Right, so I've been on this special food for a couple of months, and I take some pills every day to help my bladder stay healthy. I am the best pill taker ever, because I know they make me feel better. I can't have any table scraps in case they make me sick again, but the tons of petting I get from these humans every day makes up for it. Oh, but don't tell them that- I'm really trying to beak them of the "no table scraps" rule. I ask you, how much could a piece of lunch meat hurt? One itty bitty piece?

These humans- about them. They are pretty all right. They give me more attention that I have ever had in my life. It's pretty cool, I have to say. But I do have one confession. Now, I'm no fraidy cat, but at first moving in with these creatures was pretty scary. Especially with the OTHER CATS. Now, like I said- I am brave, I am tough! I am Buddy Luck! But I don't like change, I don't like loud noises, and I wasn't sure how I'd feel about the OTHER CATS. Luckily, my new humans are pretty quiet, and we don't get a lot of visitors, which I like. And the dreaded other cats... they seem to be pretty OK- I don't bug them, and they don't bug me. I'd still like to live somewhere as an only child (more food, more attention, more spoiling. Nuff said!), but I think I just might be content where I am! Now, if you'll you'll excuse me, I really must get back to my bath- being this handsome is a very serious, time consuming responsibility. But you knew that already!