I think you missed my meaning...

The other day, a new co-worker was rambling on and on and on about her husband and all of his "hot friends" and how much she enjoyed hanging out with his hot friends, especially when they bought her drinks. I tried to ignore this for the most part, just nodded my head and put more interest than usual into my cage cleaning. Until she informed me that she had made her husband really jealous by telling him about the sex dreams she was having about his hot friends. I pulled my head out of the cage and said, "You know, there are some things that you probably shouldn't share."

Her reply?

"Oh, no, it's fine! He tells me about the fantasies that he has about my hot best friend all the time!"


I really think she missed my meaning...