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In the past two days, I have heard to two most hysterical comments ever:

From one of my very best friends:
"Romantic love isn't real! You get the same effect from eating chocolate. Any 'emotion' that can be replaced a food product is NOT really an emotion."

From one of my co-workers:
"Ewww! Chapped nipples! See, that right there is why I don't have children."

If you don't get the same enjoyment that I get out of this, you need to learn to be more easily amused! :)