Work place giggles!

Thanks everyone, for all the offers of places to stay! On one hand, I hope to not have to take anyone up on their offers, because I would really hate to live in limbo like that. I'd rather them find a good replacement for me so that I can move guilt-free.
On the other hand, I love my job and hate the idea of leaving it! I mean, how many offices have this kind of situation:

Doctor (looking at an x-ray):

Oh... MY... GOD!!! This cat ate something HUGE. It's the size of a guinea pig!

Slightly Dim Co-Worker:

Wow, really? The cat, like ATE a guinea pig? How did it do that? Is it in there whole????

(Much laughter ensued!)

Moments, later, on the ultrasound table....

Doctor:

Well, she's eat hair ties in the past, but either she's eaten a bunch, or she ate a ball or something...

Me: (giggling)

We should so get a picture of a guinea pig, stick it on the screen and call her in here!

(another co-worker runs to print a photo out online, and sticks it to the screen)

Me:

Oh, my God!!!! Slightly Dim Co-Worker, get in here!!!!!!

Slightly Dim Co-Worker:

What? What? (looking at the screen) OH MY GO- wait.... OH, I hate you guys!!!!!!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

Seriously, what would I do in a dry, boring work-place???